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omg in 7th grade i used to walk around school with a ruler in my zipper like it was a boner and say “dont act like youre not impressed” to people then poke them with it jfc no wonder i didnt have any friends

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brumalia: omfg

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literallysame: OH MY GOD WHAT

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tomorrow…. is….. . . . . . my birthday

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apparently it is possible to have your nipples removed

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whitepoweralejandra: oh i get it “the lollipop” is actually his dick fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick not a real lollipop

Feb 27th

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my favorite words are “welp” and “pantaloons”

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yesterday i saw John Waters on tv at the independent spirit awards and freaked out and today i saw Tom Hanks on tv at the oscars and freaked out its been a good week so far

Feb 27th

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hoodsie94 asked: samoas are quite possibly the most delicious, non-bacon, item in the world.

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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”

– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)

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